Urgent

This was so pressing I almost blogged from work.  

Thai people are quick to overshare.  In my three and a half months here I have heard more about acquaintances menstrual cycles and have been asked by more strangers about my bowel movements than ever before in my entire life.  

Today a note was left on my desk.  This is the note in it's entirety. 

"Request for sick leave. Aj. Elena. I have diarrhea." 

Request granted.